I am Brittany of Earth

"And what? You'll win her over with your rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers?" -Regina Mills (Evil Queen)

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themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

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fuchsiapleasure:

yzma:

it’s been like two years and her impression of gwen stefani makes me cry every damn time

oh my god

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galleonsofgold:

#the difference.

Just look at her now though.

In the first movie, she was white as a sheet, with fake colours, hair and emotions.

She looks more natural in the second movie because Katniss and Peeta inspired her, and she felt close to them. Now that they’re being ripped away from her, she doesn’t love the Capitol enough to smile.

She’s burning with fear and anger and sorrow.

now this is what i call minor character development at it’s finest

I LITERALLY CANNOT JUST SCROLL PAST THIS POST IT’S PROBABLY THE TENTH TIME I’VE REBLOGGED IT TODAY NO JOKE

The look on her face is just fucking FUCK I HATE THIS UGH DON’T BE SAD EFFIE THINK OF GOOD MANNERS PLEASE

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Help my daughter keep her transgender child

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prussianinamerica:

prussianinamerica:

I’m raising money to help my daughter who’s in an expensive legal battle because she supports her transgender child. These funds are her best hope for keeping custody. Please help and spread the word

FUCKING

DAYS

LEFT

1 day left

I AM SCREAMING PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS AND DONATE EVEN IF IT’S JUST A DOLLAR OR TWO. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!

For the love of god reblog and help support this mother. she is doing nothing more than being an amazing parent and she may lose her child because of it. And lose them to an unsupportive, oppressive family that will harm them emotionally and mentally.

Needs $10,000 by the end of the day.

The right screencap from spongebob can get 100k notes in only hours, come on.

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